Quick Clicks

This is why celebrities should never comment on political affairs of any kind. I still don’t understand why they are encouraged to do so, other than for laffs.

The Guardian profiles writer Seamus Heaney.

TheTripWire has a video interview up with Black Francis of the Pixies.

I can certainly identify with Keats and Wordsworth’s terror of science.

Condom commercials are getting better and better.

Seriously, I meant to start Infinite Jest already, but got wrapped up with Brief Interviews with Hideous Men and others. Here’s a primer on how to read it.

Attention: Cornhole. That Is All.

Anonymous Internet Commenters Respond To Lousy Lindsey Graham – Lindsey Graham Insults

This is really perfect. EXACTLY how I feel about all the Does -Sonia-Sotomayor-Have-a-Bad-Attitude hoopla. From behind the cloak of anonymity, everyone is an asshole. No one should be forced, especially at a confirmation hearing, to respond to anonymous criticism, particularly criticism that in all likelihood comes from predominantly male lawyers and coworkers.

Jon Stewart hits another one out of the park.